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Vatheon Voicemail.
"Heeeey, Lysunder's voicemail here, and if you weren't looking for me, well then lucky you, leave a message anyway and maybe it will be the start of something revolutionary. Beep."
For the record, that first beep was him just saying beep. The real beep is in a few seconds.
-Beep.-
For the record, that first beep was him just saying beep. The real beep is in a few seconds.
-Beep.-
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aND 1T'S,
rEALLY 1MPORTANT THAT YOU FEEL FULLY RESPONS1BLE FOR THE ACC1DENT, dUALSCAR,
nO HALF ASS1NG 1T.
uH, wELL THE CHARMS WERE UNNECESSARY, s1NCE 1 AM ALREADY PERFECT.
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I knoww it wwas my fault an I'm not tryin to shift blame onto anyone else.
Though Signless forgivves me.
Please.
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uM, wELL EXCUSE ME, yOU HAD A P1ECE OF TH1S AT ONE PO1NT, aND tHE ONLY COMPLA1N1NG 1 HEARD WAS THE STAGED 'NO' AND 'FUCK YOUS' OF EVERY BLACK FL1NG.
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Feelin evven wwith him?
Bein decent ovver the pail is only one aspect and far from all that goes into perfection.
You wweren't complainin either.
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a BETTER EXAMPLE 1S 1F SOMEONE SAVES YOUR L1FE AND YOU THEN FEEL, l1KE, oBL1GATED TO SAVE THE1RS, oR DO SOMETH1NG OR EQUAL VALUE 1N RETURN.
1'D SAY 1'M PRETTY H1GH UP, aND 1 TH1NK 1 GOT WAVES OF PEOPLE W1LL1NG TO BACK ME BACK ON THE ROCK.
nO, 1 WASN'T. mAYBE 1 WAS A B1T CONFUSED THOUGH, f1RST T1ME HAV1NG F1SH.
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It's good not to owwe anyone anythin.
Wwe differ on that assessment.
Wwhat's confusin about it?
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tHERE ARE MANY PO1NTS.
yEAH WELL UH, tO BE FA1R, 1'M NOT REALLY TRY1NG TO W1N YOUR FAVOR.
oH,
wELL,
yOU'RE REALLY COLD.
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Howw many points wwas I supposed to get to wwin?
Wwell a course I am compared to you.
Palin' you's like stickin my bulge in a hot little furnace.
Wwhat's your point?
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wAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE?
hOT L1TTLE FURNACE, aLL R1GHT, 1 TH1NK 1 CAN DEAL W1TH THAT,
aND MY PO1NT 1S 1T'S JUST, sTRANGE.
1 AM USED TO COOLER, bUT, nOT THAT COLD.
1T'S L1KE, 1 KNOW WHAT TO DO BUT 1 DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
tH1S,
uH, sTRANGE COLD,
pLACE.
aND EVERYTH1NG DOESN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT 1S A R1GHT OR WRONG OR UH, l1KE,
1 KNOW WHY YOU ARE SO DAMN COLD,
bUT MY BODY 1S L1KE,
wHAT 1S TH1S, wHAT ARE YOU DO1NG.
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Howw could I evver be cute, it's a fuckin ridiculous concept an self evvident that I'm not.
So...you didn't like it?
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uH...
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You don't recognize a joke wwhen you see one, is wwhat that is.
And you havve terrible taste, too.
Wwhat's the big deal wwith body temperature? No one's evver said there wwas a problem, before.
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1 TEND TO NT BE P1CKY W1TH MY ONE T1ME SHOWS.
uH, 1T'S NOT REALLY A B1G DEAL, 1 AM JUST NOT USED TO 1T, oKAY?
1 AM JUST TELL1NG YOU THE TRUTH, 1T'S NOT L1KE 1T EVEN MATTERS.
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I'm not gonna admit to bein cute.
It's a big deal to me!
If you're unsatisfied then I'vve done somethin wwrong.
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1 DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY YOU CARE.
1T'S OKAY.
wHY EXACTLY 1S TH1S A TH1NG WE ARE CURRENTLY TALK1NG ABOUT?
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I care because a my reputation an pride as one wwho's been a connoisseur a the blackrom arts for longer than you'vve been alivve.
I don't knoww wwhy wwe're talkin about it except I'm sure you brought it up for some kind a reason.
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uM,
aS FAR AS THAT 1S CONCERNED.
aND 1 HAD NO REASON.
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Fuck, no wwonder you wwere so against evver seein me again.
Wwe could a had fun on more than one occasion, is all I'm sayin, evven if you wweren't interested in somethin committed.
I didn't knoww my performance wwas lacking.
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wELL 1T'S NOT REALLY YOUR PERFORMANCE 1T'S JUST,
nOT,
sOMETH1NG 1 AM USED TO?
[...What is happening right now. Let him just look through the old messages... how did this even get here?]
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Fine.
I'm just sayin that I could probably make you forget about not bein used to that temperature thing.
I just didn't knoww it wwas any kind a problem for you.
[You brought it up, Summoner]
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[Not to be talked about like this!]
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Wwell it seems obvvious you wwon't be persuaded.
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aND S1NCE, eVEN THOUGH 1 DON'T HAVE THAT QUADRANT F1LLED, yOU DO,
aND UH,
w1TH lEGS.
sO 1 DON'T TH1NK 1 WANT TO D1SRESPECT HER L1KE THAT.
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And wwhen wwe did that she had dumped me and wwasn't evven here!
Not to mention she's been in a fuckin coma for wweeks.
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1 HOPE EVERYTH1NG 1S OKAY...
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