Vatheon Voicemail.

[rebull]

"Heeeey, Lysunder's voicemail here, and if you weren't looking for me, well then lucky you, leave a message anyway and maybe it will be the start of something revolutionary. Beep."

For the record, that first beep was him just saying beep. The real beep is in a few seconds.

-Beep.-

Comments

[Text]

[rebull]

uM, wELL 1 AM NOT GO1NG TO JUST GO AROUND TALK1NG ABOUT OUR ONE ROMANT1C MOMENT, dUALSCAR, 1 TH1NK YOUR 'REPUTAT1ON' 1S SAFE.
uM,
aS FAR AS THAT 1S CONCERNED.
aND 1 HAD NO REASON.

Re: [Text]

[devwocean]

But it's not safe wwith YOU.
Fuck, no wwonder you wwere so against evver seein me again.
Wwe could a had fun on more than one occasion, is all I'm sayin, evven if you wweren't interested in somethin committed.
I didn't knoww my performance wwas lacking.

[Text]

[rebull]

uH,
wELL 1T'S NOT REALLY YOUR PERFORMANCE 1T'S JUST,
nOT,
sOMETH1NG 1 AM USED TO?

[...What is happening right now. Let him just look through the old messages... how did this even get here?]

[Text]

[devwocean]

Wwell.
Fine.
I'm just sayin that I could probably make you forget about not bein used to that temperature thing.
I just didn't knoww it wwas any kind a problem for you.

[You brought it up, Summoner]

[Text]

[rebull]

nEVER A PROBLEM, bUT YOU'RE HOOKED SO TH1S CONVERSAT1ON 1S UH, k1ND OF PO1NTLESS E1THER WAY, fLOUNDER.

[Not to be talked about like this!]

[Text]

[devwocean]

Hmph.
Wwell it seems obvvious you wwon't be persuaded.

[Text]

[rebull]

mORE THAT 1 LEARNED COM1NG HERE THAT YOU SHOULDN'T FUCK OUTS1DE OF YOUR RELAT1ONSH1PS.
aND S1NCE, eVEN THOUGH 1 DON'T HAVE THAT QUADRANT F1LLED, yOU DO,
aND UH,
w1TH lEGS.
sO 1 DON'T TH1NK 1 WANT TO D1SRESPECT HER L1KE THAT.

[Text]

[devwocean]

As if she's innocent of that kind a thing.
And wwhen wwe did that she had dumped me and wwasn't evven here!
Not to mention she's been in a fuckin coma for wweeks.

[Text]

[rebull]

sHE HAS BEEN ASLEEP VOR A WH1LE,
1 HOPE EVERYTH1NG 1S OKAY...

[Text]

[devwocean]

Better than bein dead.
I just hope she's in a mood to be missin me wwhen she comes back, on account a I might not wwait forevver.

[Text]

[rebull]

wELL 1T 1S A SPADE RELAT1ONSH1P.
1T 1S PREC1OUS OF YOU TO WA1T AT ALL.
}:)

[Text]

[devwocean]

Don't givve me that kind a hoofbeastshit.
Wweren't you just givvin me shit for flirtin wwith you on account a I havve a kismesis?

[Text]

[rebull]

tHERE 1S AN 1MPORTANT D1FFERENCE BETWEEN THE US THOUGH,
aS 1N THE FL1RT1NG E1THER OF US ARE DO1NG.

[Text]

[devwocean]

Wwhat?

[Text]

[rebull]

yOU'RE SER1OUS,
aND 1'M JUST FUCK1NG W1TH YOU.
};P

[Text]

[devwocean]

Fuck you.

[Text]

[rebull]

oH HOW YOU WANT TO.

Re: [Text]

[devwocean]

Forget it.

[Text]

[rebull]

oKAY.
};)