Vatheon Voicemail.

[rebull]

"Heeeey, Lysunder's voicemail here, and if you weren't looking for me, well then lucky you, leave a message anyway and maybe it will be the start of something revolutionary. Beep."

For the record, that first beep was him just saying beep. The real beep is in a few seconds.

-Beep.-

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[rebull]

[...Oh boy oh boy.]

sO UH,
wHAT BROUGHT TH1S ON?

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[zelda_hylia]

[UMM.]

Feferi seemed rather surprised by the explanation on human reproduction, and about parts that I didn't expect her to not know. Your systems must be... very different.

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[rebull]

a HANDS ON EXPER1ENCE COULD DO YOU BETTER.
};)

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[zelda_hylia]

[Dammit, Lysunder!]

There is a reason that I'm asking you this in text, you know! I don't require a hands on experience!

[Though pictures wouldn't be terrible? Not going to say that.]

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[rebull]

All right.

[Smirks, because he had the same idea about images, and we need to keep this subtle and mysterious. Summoner quickly draws an all right sketch of troll genitalia, plain, simple. Draws a few different angles, how it works, some notes next to things here and there aannnd done. And with that he holds it up to the camera.]

Suppose that's a start.

[~*SMILE*~]

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[zelda_hylia]

[Don't mind the slow reply, she's copying the sketch down into her notebook.]

Fascinating. It's no wonder you're so much more relaxed about sex, it seems that pregnancy is not an issue!

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[rebull]

Heh, yeah, not pregnancy here. Leave that to the mother grub.

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[zelda_hylia]

[After another long pause, Zelda's end switches to a video holding up a very neat drawing of human genitalia. Nothing else is visible on the screen. She can't quite bring herself to SAY anything, but it only seems fair. The drawing of pregnancy might be particularly horrific to a species that doesn't have to deal with it.]

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[rebull]

[Now Summoner knows a lot about animals, he understand how mammals give birth, but the idea of people doing it is just...so weird. He's already realized that humans are a type of mammal, so it makes sense for them to give birth that way but...]

Uhh... Yeah... that looks about right, right as in, how I thought, it might look... kind of.

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[zelda_hylia]

[She peeks over the top of her page, his voice sounds a little off. Wow, rude, she didn't make that face about your tentabulge or whatever it was!]

You certainly have a more active imagination than I. Unless Alternia has mammals too, then I suppose I can see where you would get the idea.

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[rebull]

[Well you're not the one that wants to have sex with a person of a different species, are you? His face is more... concerned about the proper means of going about this intercourse...HMMMmmm.]

Uh, yeah, mammals on Alternia and the mammals here seem generally similar... And since humans are mammals, uh, I figured. You know.

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[zelda_hylia]

[It's still only her eyes that are visible, but she backs up a bit so that he can see the whole picture at once. That sure is a copy of his drawing on the bed next to her!]

Did you want time to copy it?

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[rebull]

Hmm, no, I'd rather understand from experience rather than indirect study. Unfortunately you can't really grasp biological concepts completely if you don't thoroughly do the research yourself.

[A breath, leaning back in his chair.]

I appreciate your notes though. But they really can't inform me properly.

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[zelda_hylia]

[What? Wait... he's right, to some extent at least. There's a reason animals are dissected for this sort of research. The paper lowers, leaving her looking actually thoughtful.

And she does have both sets!]

I see. I apologize, then. Your drawings cleared a lot of things up on my end, at least.

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[rebull]

[She certainly does.]

Eh, but troll genitalia is extremely different from mammal genitalia, especially human in origin. [Sigh.]

Happy to have helped in even such a small way though. I suppose.

[I suppose.]

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[zelda_hylia]

[Should she ask to see...?]

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[zelda_hylia]

[Nope, but she's thinking about it.]

I-I will let you go, then. Have a good evening, Lysunder.

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[rebull]

[Thinking about it certainly is a step.]

You as well, Zelda. If you ever have any more questions, don't hesitate to ask.