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Vatheon Voicemail.

"Heeeey, Lysunder's voicemail here, and if you weren't looking for me, well then lucky you, leave a message anyway and maybe it will be the start of something revolutionary. Beep."

For the record, that first beep was him just saying beep. The real beep is in a few seconds.

-Beep.-

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uH, tHAT 1S NOT WHAT 1...
wAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE?

hOT L1TTLE FURNACE, aLL R1GHT, 1 TH1NK 1 CAN DEAL W1TH THAT,
aND MY PO1NT 1S 1T'S JUST, sTRANGE.
1 AM USED TO COOLER, bUT, nOT THAT COLD.
1T'S L1KE, 1 KNOW WHAT TO DO BUT 1 DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
tH1S,
uH, sTRANGE COLD,
pLACE.
aND EVERYTH1NG DOESN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT 1S A R1GHT OR WRONG OR UH, l1KE,
1 KNOW WHY YOU ARE SO DAMN COLD,
bUT MY BODY 1S L1KE,
wHAT 1S TH1S, wHAT ARE YOU DO1NG.

Don't be fuckin absurd.
Howw could I evver be cute, it's a fuckin ridiculous concept an self evvident that I'm not.

So...you didn't like it?

tHAT 1S K1ND OF WHY 1 ASKED, bUT 1 GUESS YOU WERE JUST BE1NG STUP1D.

uH...

I wwas not being stupid!
You don't recognize a joke wwhen you see one, is wwhat that is.

And you havve terrible taste, too.
Wwhat's the big deal wwith body temperature? No one's evver said there wwas a problem, before.

a JOKE, sO YOU WERE BE1NG CUTE THEN.

1 TEND TO NT BE P1CKY W1TH MY ONE T1ME SHOWS.
uH, 1T'S NOT REALLY A B1G DEAL, 1 AM JUST NOT USED TO 1T, oKAY?
1 AM JUST TELL1NG YOU THE TRUTH, 1T'S NOT L1KE 1T EVEN MATTERS.

Believve wwhat you like.
I'm not gonna admit to bein cute.

It's a big deal to me!
If you're unsatisfied then I'vve done somethin wwrong.

1 AM NOT LOOK1NG TO HAVE YOU ADM1T TO THAT.

1 DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY YOU CARE.
1T'S OKAY.
wHY EXACTLY 1S TH1S A TH1NG WE ARE CURRENTLY TALK1NG ABOUT?

Vvery wwell.

I care because a my reputation an pride as one wwho's been a connoisseur a the blackrom arts for longer than you'vve been alivve.
I don't knoww wwhy wwe're talkin about it except I'm sure you brought it up for some kind a reason.

uM, wELL 1 AM NOT GO1NG TO JUST GO AROUND TALK1NG ABOUT OUR ONE ROMANT1C MOMENT, dUALSCAR, 1 TH1NK YOUR 'REPUTAT1ON' 1S SAFE.
uM,
aS FAR AS THAT 1S CONCERNED.
aND 1 HAD NO REASON.

But it's not safe wwith YOU.
Fuck, no wwonder you wwere so against evver seein me again.
Wwe could a had fun on more than one occasion, is all I'm sayin, evven if you wweren't interested in somethin committed.
I didn't knoww my performance wwas lacking.

uH,
wELL 1T'S NOT REALLY YOUR PERFORMANCE 1T'S JUST,
nOT,
sOMETH1NG 1 AM USED TO?

[...What is happening right now. Let him just look through the old messages... how did this even get here?]

Wwell.
Fine.
I'm just sayin that I could probably make you forget about not bein used to that temperature thing.
I just didn't knoww it wwas any kind a problem for you.

[You brought it up, Summoner]

Edited 2012-05-19 23:55 (UTC)

nEVER A PROBLEM, bUT YOU'RE HOOKED SO TH1S CONVERSAT1ON 1S UH, k1ND OF PO1NTLESS E1THER WAY, fLOUNDER.

[Not to be talked about like this!]

Hmph.
Wwell it seems obvvious you wwon't be persuaded.

mORE THAT 1 LEARNED COM1NG HERE THAT YOU SHOULDN'T FUCK OUTS1DE OF YOUR RELAT1ONSH1PS.
aND S1NCE, eVEN THOUGH 1 DON'T HAVE THAT QUADRANT F1LLED, yOU DO,
aND UH,
w1TH lEGS.
sO 1 DON'T TH1NK 1 WANT TO D1SRESPECT HER L1KE THAT.

As if she's innocent of that kind a thing.
And wwhen wwe did that she had dumped me and wwasn't evven here!
Not to mention she's been in a fuckin coma for wweeks.