Text [♉] : A Fork in the Road
[So, he's already decided/has to live outside. And Summoner's spent pretty much all his time here so far, day and night, scouting the entire woods area and mapping it out. He's also manage to write up his own notes on the fauna and flora. Good. He's making progress! It's best to just keep his mind busy. If he doesn't...]
[Anyway. All right, notes prepared, things done, but the real problem lies in not the great outdoors, but in... the fact that he can't really be anywhere besides here. And he kind of needs supplies. Also, he had some other questions he needs answered.]
hELLO LAD1ES AND GENTLEMEN,
1'D LOVE TO CHAT ABOUT MORE PLEASANT TH1NGS,
hEH, yOU KNOW WHAT 1 MEAN.
bUT 1 REALLY NEED TO GET SER1OUS FOR A MOMENT AND ASK A FEW QUEST1ONS.
aS WELL AS, aSK A FAVOR OF ANYONE W1LL1NG.
dON'T WORRY, 1'LL REPAY YOU, hANDSOMELY IN DUE T1ME,
1F GET MY PO1NT, oR TWO.
aNYWAY,
aS 1 WAS SAY1NG.
aS FAR AS THE FLORA GOES 1N THE WOODS, wHAT PERM1SS1ONS DO WE HAVE?
aM 1 ABLE TO USE THE TREES FOR LUMBER?
pARTAKE OF ED1BLE VAR1ET1ES OF THE FOREST 1TSELF?
oR 1S 1T TO BE MOSTLY UNTOUCHED BY RES1DENT HANDS?
sECOND,
uNFORTUNRELY, dUE TO MY 1MPRESS1VE AND ALLUR1NG HEADGEAR,
1 AM UNABLE TO PARTAKE OF THE VAR1OUS WARES AROUND TH1S DOME.
wOULD 1T BE POSS1BULL TO HAVE SOME HELP GETT1NG SUPPL1ES HERE AND THERE,
sO THAT A GUY CAN SET UP A PLACE TO STAY WH1LE HE'S HERE?
[Anyway. All right, notes prepared, things done, but the real problem lies in not the great outdoors, but in... the fact that he can't really be anywhere besides here. And he kind of needs supplies. Also, he had some other questions he needs answered.]
hELLO LAD1ES AND GENTLEMEN,
1'D LOVE TO CHAT ABOUT MORE PLEASANT TH1NGS,
hEH, yOU KNOW WHAT 1 MEAN.
bUT 1 REALLY NEED TO GET SER1OUS FOR A MOMENT AND ASK A FEW QUEST1ONS.
aS WELL AS, aSK A FAVOR OF ANYONE W1LL1NG.
dON'T WORRY, 1'LL REPAY YOU, hANDSOMELY IN DUE T1ME,
1F GET MY PO1NT, oR TWO.
aNYWAY,
aS 1 WAS SAY1NG.
aS FAR AS THE FLORA GOES 1N THE WOODS, wHAT PERM1SS1ONS DO WE HAVE?
aM 1 ABLE TO USE THE TREES FOR LUMBER?
pARTAKE OF ED1BLE VAR1ET1ES OF THE FOREST 1TSELF?
oR 1S 1T TO BE MOSTLY UNTOUCHED BY RES1DENT HANDS?
sECOND,
uNFORTUNRELY, dUE TO MY 1MPRESS1VE AND ALLUR1NG HEADGEAR,
1 AM UNABLE TO PARTAKE OF THE VAR1OUS WARES AROUND TH1S DOME.
wOULD 1T BE POSS1BULL TO HAVE SOME HELP GETT1NG SUPPL1ES HERE AND THERE,
sO THAT A GUY CAN SET UP A PLACE TO STAY WH1LE HE'S HERE?

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[Lucky kids get the easy stuff... He plans on really loading Darkleer up with the heavy and hard to handle supplies. Ain't he a stinker?]
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GoT It.
YoU AiN'T NeEdInG No gRuB?
Or tOwElS?
I GoT LoAdS Of mOtHeRfUcKiN ToWeLs.
[He is king and also queen of the towel empire it seems at times all down in his hive.]
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AiGhT.
WoUlDn't dOnE AlL Be mInDiNg cOoKiNg yOu sOmE ShIt uP.
S'WhAt a mOtHeRfUcKeR DoEs aNyWaY.
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MoStLy aLl lIkE GeTtInG My mOtHeRfUcKiN BaKe oN.
BuT I CaN AlL Be hAnDlInG OtHeR ShIt tOo.
WaTaRu tAuGhT Me tO MaKe hUmAn gRuB ToO.
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MoThErFuCkEr wErEn't a tRoLl
BuT He wAs sTiLl aLl aMaZiNg aT It.
He wAs aMaZiNg.
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[GAMZEE! YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO!]
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HuMaNs aIn't lIkE GoT MoThErFuCkIn qUaDrAnTs.
ThEy aRe kInDa wEiRd aBoUt iT.
AnD CoMpLiCaTeD.
BuT WaTaRu wErE StIlL AlL ThE BeSt aT BeInG My rAiL.
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WiSh yOu cOuLd'vE MeT.
BrOtHeR WaS ThE NiCeSt pErSoN I DoNe mEt.
StRoNg tOo.
[...And Summoner would probably have made him die blushing when the inevitable inter-species diplomacy'd start happening.]
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[...Heh heh heh.]
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ThAt hApPeNs sOmEtImEs.
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AlL FuLl oF ThE BeSt mIrAcLeS WhAt a bRoThEr cAn gEt hIs bElIeVe oN FoR.
BeSiDeS
AiN'T AlL LiKe wE GoT A FuCkIn hOmE To aLl gO BaCk tO.
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YoU JuSt aLl gOtTa lEt iT Be.
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