Vatheon Voicemail.

[rebull]

"Heeeey, Lysunder's voicemail here, and if you weren't looking for me, well then lucky you, leave a message anyway and maybe it will be the start of something revolutionary. Beep."

For the record, that first beep was him just saying beep. The real beep is in a few seconds.

-Beep.-

Comments

[dickleer]

Oh.
Good. I'm glad. At least I know you know how to look after them.

...Tell them I miss them. And that I will 8e there for them soon. And that if they're harmed in anyway I'll get their revenge for them.

[rebull]

yEAH, 1 MEAN, wHY WOULDN'T 1.
wOULDN'T WANT ANYTH1NG TO HAPPEN TO THE L1TTLE GUYS.
aND 1 KNEW dARKLEER WOULDN'T DO ANYTH1NG,
eSPEC1ALLY 1F 1 ASKED.
uH,
oKAY,
1 W1LL,
aND THAT, wON'T BE NECESSARY,
tHEY'RE OKAY.
}:)

[dickleer]

He called them wretched, it's quite clear he had no clue how wonderful they are.
Idiot.

[rebull]

wELL,
1 MEAN HE'S GO1NG TO SAY THOSE TYPES OF TH1NGS,
cONS1DER1NG,
uM, yOU TWO.
bUT HE PROBABLY DOESN'T TH1NK THAT AT ALL.
dARKLEER REALLY L1KES AN1MALS.
hE WAS PROBABLY JUST, yA KNOW,
tRY1NG TO GET AT YOUR BLEATBEAST.

1/2

[dickleer]

He doesn't have to.
I don't insult hoof8easts, I insult him and his o8session with him, two totally different things.
He can leave my 8a8ies out this.

[dickleer]

I... You know then?

[fuck]

[rebull]

yEAH,
1 MEAN.
1 F1GURED 1T OUT.
bUT 1 TH1NK 1 WOULD PREFER,
1F WE JUST NEVER TALKED ABOUT 1T.
eVER.
tHANKS.

[Be cool if he doesn't have to be reminded of his current matesprit sexually touching his former one, or visa versa, in any sense, black red whatever.]

[Thank yooouuu.]

[dickleer]

Ah.

[Just. Gunna be silent. Because yeah, she doesn't really want this conversation either. She'd be quite happy if he had never found out really, because in the end, it just. Makes everything more awkward.

Guess that's not gunna happen. And guess. She should probably... say something, to some degree.]

...I'm sorry. I don't want to discuss it either, 8ut I should have told you at least.

[rebull]

yEAH,
1T'S OKAY.
1 KNOW,
sO,
1 DON'T NEED TO KNOW ANYMORE.

[dickleer]

Fine 8y me.

...Take care of them ok? And don't let them 8e little shits to you either.

[rebull]

1 W1LL.
tAKE CARE OF THEM 1 MEAN.
tHEY'RE GO1NG TO BE L1TTLE SH1TS, e1THER WAY.
hEH.

[dickleer]

Thank you.
And what do you expect, you did train them.
If anything you only encouraged them.

[rebull]

hEH, 1 UH, 1 GUESS YOU'RE R1GHT.
d1D MY BEST BY EM.
};)

[dickleer]

Yes you did.
Have they said anything interesting?

[rebull]

nOTH1NG NEW.
wERE PRETTY CONFUSED ABOUT YOU THOUGH.
hEH, bUT THEY JUST F1GURED YOU WERE HAV1NG A F1T OR SOMETH1NG.
sO-
hAHA,
nOTH1NG NEW.

[dickleer]

Rude little shits. Tell them they won't get any tr8ts if they continue to think I would ever 8e so stupid.