Vatheon Voicemail.

[rebull]

"Heeeey, Lysunder's voicemail here, and if you weren't looking for me, well then lucky you, leave a message anyway and maybe it will be the start of something revolutionary. Beep."

For the record, that first beep was him just saying beep. The real beep is in a few seconds.

-Beep.-

Comments

[rebull]

1 DON'T TH1NK HE REALLY HAS A SAY 1N 1T,
cONS1DER1NG 1'M H1S MATESPR1T,
hEH,
lET'S BE HONEST HERE.
aND YEAH,
1'M REALLY HAPPY FOR H1M.
hE NEEDED 1T,
1'M UH, 1'M REALLY NOT GOOD AT THAT K1ND OF STUFF.

[devwocean]

He's got a history a tryin to interfere wwith my conquests, though.
But I agree he fuckin needed a moirail.
Can't say I think much a his choices so far, but it's got nothin to do wwith me.
The fact that you're useless wwith talkin about your feelins doesn't shock me in the least.
Havve you evver evven had a moirail yourself?

[rebull]

hE'S JUST A WORR1SOME GUY,
1 DON'T M1ND.
tHAT WAS PRETTY RUDE OF YOU TO SAY, 1 COULD BE F1NE W1TH 1T,
w1TH,
tHE R1GHT PEOPLE.

[He's not. Remember the last time they fucked? Yeah, Summoner's terrible at his own feelings.]

1'VE NEVER REALLY NEEDED ONE BEFORE VATHEON,
oR HAD MUCH T1ME FOR,
1T'S,
1T'S NOT REALLY SOMETH1NG 1 FEEL COMFORTABLE W1TH TALK1NG ABOUT TO YOU.

[devwocean]

I thought the same wway an then Signless netted me, so I suppose I feel different about it, noww.
Wwhat's the problem wwith talkin' about this?
Wwhat do you mean 'before Vvatheon', anywway, you sayin that you didn't need one before, but noww you do?

[rebull]

wHAT DO YOU TH1NK,
1 MEAN, yOU'RE TALK1NG TO A GUY WHO K1LLED H1S LAST MATESPR1T.
uGH,
cAN WE,
dROP TH1S?

[devwocean]

Wwell, all right.
But only because you asked nicely.

1/2

[rebull]

2/2

[rebull]

uH, yEAH,
r1GHT,
tHANK YOU...

[devwocean]

You're wwelcome.


So.
Wwhat are you doin right noww?

[rebull]

tRY1NG NOT TO FREEZE MY W1NGS OFF.

[devwocean]

You're up on the island?

[rebull]

hEH,
wHEN AM 1 NOT THESE DAYS,
1T SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY PLACE 1 CAN RELAX.
1 GUESS.

[devwocean]

Wwhat's wwrong wwith the bubble?
You hidin' from something?

[rebull]

1 PREFER OPEN SKY.
hEH,
eVEN 1F 1T'S NOT REALLY OPEN.

[devwocean]

Wwell, I suppose I can relate, wwhat wwith enjoyin the open ocean.
Still seems as though you're in a bad mood today or somethin.
But you probably don't wwant to talk to me about that, either.
I wwas tryin to offer a little company if you wwanted it.

1/2

[rebull]

oH.

2/2

[rebull]

[...Nn... Dualscar. He should be okay though, he's been pretty dry lately, so-]

uH,
aLR1GHT, sURE, sCAR.
bE N1CE TO CATCH UP W1TH YOU, 1 TH1NK.

[devwocean]

I'm not goin to do anythin untowward if that's wwhat you're wworried about.
If you're not interested in spendin time then I'vve got other things to do.
I don't need you to indulge me out a some misplaced somethin or another.

[rebull]

nO, nO 1 AM.
1 DO L1KE SPEND1NG T1ME W1TH YOU.

1/2

[devwocean]

Really.

[devwocean]

Wwell, no wwonder, a course you wwould.
I'm on my wway up, then.

[rebull]

tRY NOT TO LET YOU'RE PAN SWELL TOO B1G,
nOT EVEN THE ELEVATOR COULD HANDLE THAT.

[devwocean]

You mean that you couldn't fuckin handle me.

[rebull]

cAN AND HAVE.

[devwocean]

Havve not.
At best you bested me in an encounter or twwo an then ran awway.