Vatheon Voicemail.

[rebull]

"Heeeey, Lysunder's voicemail here, and if you weren't looking for me, well then lucky you, leave a message anyway and maybe it will be the start of something revolutionary. Beep."

For the record, that first beep was him just saying beep. The real beep is in a few seconds.

-Beep.-

Comments

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[rebull]

oH, uH, tHE t1GHTS TH1NG?
gOOD!

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D --> That's right
D --> I do not understand how someone can be like that
D --> It's a little bit frightening
D --> Being that kind

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[rebull]

1 TH1NK HE'S AMAZ1NG.

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D --> What a surprising development
D --> I never knew such a fact about you, Lysunder
D --> You have clearly down well to hide your feelings towards him all this time
D --> And have not done anything like dye your hair his bloodcolor or get pants the same kind of red
D --> It has been an utter mystery this whole time

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[rebull]

wOW, yOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A B1G JERK ABOUT 1T.

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D --> Was I?
D --> I apologize
D --> I am not very good with good natured jests

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[rebull]

oH, nO 1 UH, 1 K1ND OF KNOW YOU WERE MAK1NG SOME SORT OF JOKE AT MY EXPENSE.
1 GUESS 1'M JUST A L1TTLE SENS1T1VE ABOUT 1T.

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D --> I suppose you have good reason to be
D --> Speaking of
D --> When I read back on our previous conversation
D --> I happened to notice a few things that I hadn't before
D --> Preoccupied with my own issues as I was
D --> Are you alright?

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[rebull]

}:?

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D --> Lysunder
D --> It is a very simple question

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[rebull]

1 KNOW, 1 JUST DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAW THAT WOULD MAKE YOU TH1NK THAT 1 WAS OR AM NOT OKAY.

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D --> ...
D --> You mentioned that you could not help me in a sexual way if you tried
D --> You would have come over "if you were able to"
D --> Did you get hurt again?
D --> Are your wings alright?

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[rebull]

oH,
nO MY W1NGS ARE F1NE.
bUT MOST TYPES OF MAT1NG M1GHT BE D1FF1CULT W1TH SOME OF THE DAMAGE 1'VE TAKEN.
aND 1 UH, 1 DUNNO 1F 1 WANT TO ASSOC1ATE OUR RELAT1ONSH1P W1TH THAT K1ND OF PA1N.

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D --> ...
D --> For the love of the Mother Grub
D --> Did you get into a fight with that facepainted cretin again?

[Golly, he's been wanting to insult that clown for ages now. Lysunder, you don't even know.]

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[rebull]

uH,
mAYBE.
tHAT M1GHT'VE BEEN A TH1NG THAT HAPPENED.

[Awww, yeah, make fun of him, it's really quite fun.]

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D --> So that is a "yes"
D --> Basically

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[rebull]

}:)

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D --> I do not suppose there is anything I could do
D --> to convince you to stop going after him?
D --> I do not trust him

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[rebull]

wHY?
wHAT'S WRONG W1TH A L1TTLE STR1FE?

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D --> There is nothing wrong with "a little strife"
D --> But do please consider who we are talking about

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[rebull]

aRE YOU SAY1NG 1 CAN'T HOLD MY OWN?

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D --> Lysunder do not start
D --> This is not a horn measuring contest
D --> I am not going to argue against your physical prowess in battle!
D --> But I worked beneath that troll for a very long time
D --> I know how he is
D --> And I am going to worry about anyone going up against him
D --> No matter what

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[rebull]

yEAH?
wELL 1'VE K1LLED A SH1T LOAD OF CARN1S AND BEATEN TH1S ONE ONCE.
aND GET TH1S, lAST F1GHT HE CALLED W1NNER AND GUESS WHO 1S NOT CURRENTLY DEAD.

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D --> For someone so experienced in fighting subjugglators
D --> You are certainly not very knowledgeable in how they work
D --> You're alive because in some way you AMUSE him, Lysunder
D --> And no one can honestly say how long he will stay amused
D --> I doubt even the capricious wreck knows himself

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[rebull]

1'M ALL R1GHT W1TH AMUS1NG H1M, bECAUSE 1'M PRETTY AMUSED MYSELF.
aND HEY, 1F HE K1LLS ME, 1'M BACK, sO WHO G1VES A FUCK?
bES1DES, tH1S 1S GREAT PRACT1CE 1F NOTH1NG ELSE, wHO AM 1 TO PASS UP AN OPPORTUN1TY L1KE TH1S? yOU MAY NOT BENEF1T FROM BE1NG GOOD AT STR1F1NG W1TH CLOWNS, bUT 1 DO.