Perverted brat.

[But he's okay with him being horribly perverted and talking about his posterior all the time. Darkleer hums at the kiss to his jaw before he cuts himself off.]

I- only do that on occasion. At least I came to terms with our relationship sooner than you did, Mister "we can never be together but I am going to steal your apples and some of your horse tail hair and make up reasons to run into you".